(Fake News story) Mushrooms are taking over the world

Orlando Bloom (Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean) is starting an echonomic mushroom city. Not content to have merely a farm Orlando has planted green mushrooms which have overtaken the neighbour's fields from New York to San Francisco. Elenor Bloom, Orlando's mother hopes to hire slaves to harvest the crops. In a surprise statment, Johnny Depp," My mushrooms!" Orlando has challenged Johnny to a duel in pirates costume with the winner takes all. The loser will have to walk the plank. More to come